Failed Startup? Get Your Exit Anyway
    We'll Buy It For $1 😏

    Flex your exit and officially say your startup was "acquired" on LinkedIn, X, and your resume.

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    Aesthetic Acquisition Agreement

    Get the receipts to flex your startup was acquired.

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    It's giving CEO

    "Officially" claim "acquired" on your socials.

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    No Stress

    Reputation only deal - no asset transfers, just immaculate vibes.

    How The Acquisition Works

    Three simple steps to turn an embarrassing L into a career W.

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    Sign the Agreement

    Sign our legal Acquisition Agreement for $1.

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    Get Your Documentation

    Receive official paperwork confirming the reputational acquisition.

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    Update Your Profiles

    Flex your acquisition on LinkedIn, Twitter, and your resume.

    The Details ☕️

    Everything you need to know about our Aesthetic Acquisition Agreement.