Failed Startup? Get Your Exit AnywayWe'll Buy It For $1 😏
Flex your exit and officially say your startup was "acquired" on LinkedIn, X, and your resume.
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Aesthetic Acquisition Agreement
Get the receipts to flex your startup was acquired.
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It's giving CEO
"Officially" claim "acquired" on your socials.
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No Stress
Reputation only deal - no asset transfers, just immaculate vibes.
How The Acquisition Works
Three simple steps to turn an embarrassing L into a career W.
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Sign the Agreement
Sign our legal Acquisition Agreement for $1.
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Get Your Documentation
Receive official paperwork confirming the reputational acquisition.
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Update Your Profiles
Flex your acquisition on LinkedIn, Twitter, and your resume.
The Details ☕️
Everything you need to know about our Aesthetic Acquisition Agreement.